sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Randomize
