I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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