The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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