Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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