hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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