I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
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Farmville is her only friend.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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