I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize