Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
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