I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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