My underwear smells like fireworks.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
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It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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