he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
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My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
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Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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