i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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