its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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