Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm eating all of the evidence.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
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she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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