____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
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You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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