you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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