Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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