Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Is Oprah even human
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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