are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
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Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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