The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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