Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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