I have demons in me.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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