I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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