I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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