I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
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