just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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