i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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