wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
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As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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