My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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