Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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