she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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