It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
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I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
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By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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