i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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