went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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