M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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