Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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