Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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