I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
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Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
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I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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