Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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