i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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