guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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