and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
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How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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