even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Of course I have a pirate flag
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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