But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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