There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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