yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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