My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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