Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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