hotel room ftw
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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