This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
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I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
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