im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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