Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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