This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
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I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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