I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
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Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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