..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
My life is pants optional.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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