Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
my poor anus
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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