Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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