I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Randomize
